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Nov 21, 2007 11:54:14 GMT 8
Post by chrissss on Nov 21, 2007 11:54:14 GMT 8
Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.
One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away."
The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always was to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
So the Pastor questioned, "Then how come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."
[glow=purple,2,300]from some adult comedy site[/glow]
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Nov 21, 2007 17:58:46 GMT 8
Post by Ben on Nov 21, 2007 17:58:46 GMT 8
Haha that's pretty funny man.... we'd fit the bill as revolutionaries then lol.....
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Nov 23, 2007 2:53:31 GMT 8
Post by Elias EC on Nov 23, 2007 2:53:31 GMT 8
the first one is funnny man.. cause it happens!
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Nov 24, 2007 19:11:45 GMT 8
Post by chrissss on Nov 24, 2007 19:11:45 GMT 8
hahah we should be happy that we din let ourselves stray away from god... lets now get other back in baptised or not
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Nov 26, 2007 15:37:57 GMT 8
Post by Ben on Nov 26, 2007 15:37:57 GMT 8
word up to that...
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Dec 12, 2007 0:38:31 GMT 8
Post by chrissss on Dec 12, 2007 0:38:31 GMT 8
hahaha A church in washington could not put up a Nativity(scene of birth of Jesus in the stable). There were so many speculations of why they could not put it up. Finally a spokesman for the church said to the press we could not find 3 wisemen and a virgin ... ;D ;D
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Dec 14, 2007 1:36:53 GMT 8
Post by Ben on Dec 14, 2007 1:36:53 GMT 8
haha that's funny man.... my mom just told me today that the way i put cologne on myself is like making the sign of the cross... it was funny at the dinner table lah lol... it's cool people dont tend to smile at me that often cos i appear fierce lol.... so i appreciate that ;D
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Dec 14, 2007 10:46:52 GMT 8
Post by chrissss on Dec 14, 2007 10:46:52 GMT 8
lol feel u budd... but pple dont smile at me coz i just so damm not n they are jealous LOL ... hallelujah holy cologne
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Dec 24, 2007 21:46:54 GMT 8
Post by Ben on Dec 24, 2007 21:46:54 GMT 8
haha dude that's a typo....
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Jan 27, 2008 21:43:43 GMT 8
Post by Elias EC on Jan 27, 2008 21:43:43 GMT 8
haha yeah so are so daamn not. agreed man.
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Jan 28, 2008 20:33:50 GMT 8
Post by Timothy on Jan 28, 2008 20:33:50 GMT 8
haha yeah, chris ur love not.... HOT! haha.
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Jan 30, 2008 19:58:16 GMT 8
Post by chrissss on Jan 30, 2008 19:58:16 GMT 8
lol .... HAWT HAWT
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Jan 30, 2008 20:06:25 GMT 8
Post by Timothy on Jan 30, 2008 20:06:25 GMT 8
haha chris is not hot, he has the charisma man haha
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